Hey, Cupcake! Nice to meet you!
But let’s skip the small talk and cut to the chase!
If you have stumbled upon my lovely corner of the internet then, I’m guessing you are looking to change your life.
Your past sucked ass for ONE main reason or maybe for a number of little reasons. The point being, you NEED your future to be INCREDIBLY AMAZING.
Although, while the present is a hell of a lot better than the past, you don’t feel happy or even a tad bit excited about life the way it is now.
You want something more!
Yeah, I get it. I was in that exact spot. I talked to family and friends about my feelings. They told me I should be happy. I came a long way from where I was. Do I want to go back to my messed up chaotic way of living?
The answer to that question: HELL NO!
But I sure as hell don’t want to slave away at a 9 to 5 that I hate, in a marriage that makes me vomit, day dreaming about being somewhere else. When deep inside I know that I can do more. That I deserve more.
IT’S LIKE THIS… (drumroll please)
I CAME SO FAR AND I AM NOT ABOUT TO STOP + SETTLE NOW!
Am I right ladies?
You bet I am.
And you my dear, NEED to feel the exact same why.
So, here is what we are gonna do.
Unjunkiefied will give you the tools you need to turn SHIT into SPARKLES. You will learn how to get exactly what you want which is a life of TOTAL BADASSERY.
Do you know what badassery means?
To sum it up, badassery is doing something and being so damn successful doing it that people are left spellbound… and that my friend, is how you want to live your life.
I know I do.
So why, Me?
Unjunkiefied was created for that exact purpose. Through my blog posts, courses, and tough love, no-bullshit technique, I am here to show you that it is possible to have the life of your dreams, regardless of all your past shit. Whatever your issues are, you can overcome them.
Trust me on this one. I will show you how to have the right mindset, how to eliminate the bullshit, and how to make the right changes. With every step you take and small success you have, it get’s easier. You will soon realize just how capable you are of having the life you want. You will make your dreams become reality.
Who am I? What’s My Name?
Yes, me. I am Natasha. Hmm. How do I explain… Here, let me say it like this.
PAST: A homeless, manipulative, deceptive, self- centered, hell-bound, heroin addict with really bad anxiety.
PRESENT: A professional writer + blogger, proud mama, loving wife, goal-slaying, dynamite, empowered, animal loving, charitable, bonafide badass bombshell.
FUTURE: I got plans baby. I’m taking over the world. Well, something like that. 🙂
So, now answer this question!
ARE YOU READY?
If so, then here’s what to do next.
Be an official part of the Unjunkiefied movement. Sign the mission statement, hot stuff! —>RIGHT HERE<—
If you have any more questions, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
JUST ONE MORE THING MAMA!
If you don’t have a manifesto, a self-proclaimed code of conduct then, GET ONE! You can take care of that —> HERE <— with the MANIFEST-O POWER! Get with that asap! It’s the perfect way to start on this journey of pure and total badassery!
BTW – If you aren’t a mama! I am sorry, it’s just a figure of speech. A habit if you will!
I will see you on the flip side.